fake movie meme: marvel’s black widow
Agent Romanoff’s got red in her ledger, and she wants to wipe it out.
After S.H.I.E.L.D.’s classified files wind up on the internet, Russia has decided that it wants its top assassin back, and they’ll do anything to get her. The Red Room, Russia’s supplier of little girls-turned killers for nearly half a century, sends its two top students from its Black Widow project, Yelena Belova and Monica Chang. Information travels far and wide after the fall of S.H.I.E.L.D. and HYDRA soon realizes that a variant of a supersoldier serum exists in the genetic makeup of the Black Widows, and sends out a graduate of its own secret training program- Viper. She is unable to locate the Red Room itself, so she goes after the Black Widow trio in an attempt to get her hands on the serum. The trio will have to run for their pre-fabricated lives- or fight for them.
starring: scarlett johansson (natasha romanoff/black widow), léa seydoux (yelena belova/black widow), nan yu (monica chang/black widow), olga kurylenko (ophelia sarkissian/viper).
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inspired by the user sistervsmonster and their post here.
Someone open a bakery with me.
Me. I would. But so poor. So so poor
I am too but I really eventually want to do it. Like it’s always been my dream to open a collective bakery/coffee shop with a group of friends. I’m going to to it one day even if I’m much older. Maybe like 50.
I wanted to open a study cafe in america. we dont really have them here and it’s sort of bullshit i think. i wanted to call it the whisper cafe and i wanted to sell great teas and coffees and cakes for students
I make a very good cup of coffee! And have an amazing chocolate slice recipe that would encourage people to study.
You could work it out that people only got their treat after they’d done at least 15 minutes of actual study. As an incentive program.
The RENT soundtrack is not an advisable choice of fic reading music.
It’s really hard to focus on a fic when you’re busy lip-synching for your life.
And one pasta with meatless balls
I really want to get better at knitting, I just like the look more than crochet. Also, I want to be more active with crocheting. Do you knit. Or crochet? OR BOTH? Do you wanna be my buddy? We can skype and be friends and I’ll get totally jealous of your projects. It’ll be great.
I’ll be a skype crochet buddy! I can get jealous of your projects in return. It’ll be a thing.
I know how to do both. My crochet is good, but my knitting really sucks unless I’m stationary and it’s a project I can do in one sitting. Otherwise my tension goes to high hell.
how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber
ask them to pronounce “unionized”
Holy fuck thats clever
It took me 5 minutes to get this
Oh fuck you.
Smart people jokes be like