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pink-martini:

aguamentis:

pottergood:

davyjonesing:

#IT’S A HOGWARTS AU WHERE EVERYONE HAS TO TAKE MUGGLE STUDIES FIRST YEAR TO LEARN ABOUT ACCEPTANCE AND SOMETIMES THEY TAKE BREAKS AND COLOR AND STUFF AND DRACO IS /BORED/ BECAUSE THEY DON’T MOVE AND WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS A /CRAYOLA/? AND THEN HE DRAWS HIS FAMILY EXCEPT THEY ALL KIND OF LOOK LIKE BLOND BOBS AND SOMEONE (HARRY) TELLS HIM THAT HE’S NOT COLORING INSIDE HIS LINES CORRECTLY AND DRACO GLARES AT HIM AND SAYS THAT ACTUALLY /SCARFACE/ HE DOES NOT TAKE /ORDERS/ FROM /LINES/ AND HARRY SAYS ‘BUT THAT’S THE RULE’ AND DRACO SNEERS /JUST WAIT TIL MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS THEN WE’LL SEE HOW IMPORTANT YOUR BLOODY LINES ARE/

#picturing little draco imperiously shouting WHAT IS A CRAYOLA and harry quickly is like crayola’s terrible here use roseart instead and dean thomas hides a grin and draco throws his box of crayons at harry’s head and says DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO but he picks up a roseart crayon because it’s time to get started on his pièce de résistance which he calls ‘die potter die’ and features no less than seventeen ways in which he’d like harry to meet his end one of which involves hary tripping over his own feet into a vat of acid except roseart is shit everyone knows that WHAT IS THIS draco howls indignantly PROFESSOR POTTER IS TRYING TO SABOTAGE MY MASTERPIECE TELL HIM TO GIVE ME THE CRAYOLA and harry’s like fine malfoy look we can share and draco’s like I DON’T THINK SO POTTER YOU’VE ALREADY TRIED TO SABOTAGE ME ONCE I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR DEVILISH WILES

#THE POTTER CHILD IS EVERYTHING YOU SAID HE WOULD BE AND WORSE FATHER WAX CRAYONS I TELL YOU HE WOULD HAVE ME USE WAX CRAYONS IT’S UNTHINKABLE FATHER IT’S POSITIVELY UNACCEPTABLE DON’T YOU THINK #draco writes violently on a sheet of purple construction paper #lucius weeps when he reads it then sits in his study looking consumptive and tragic until narcissa brings him a stiff drink

pink-martini:

aguamentis:

pottergood:

davyjonesing:

#IT’S A HOGWARTS AU WHERE EVERYONE HAS TO TAKE MUGGLE STUDIES FIRST YEAR TO LEARN ABOUT ACCEPTANCE AND SOMETIMES THEY TAKE BREAKS AND COLOR AND STUFF AND DRACO IS /BORED/ BECAUSE THEY DON’T MOVE AND WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS A /CRAYOLA/? AND THEN HE DRAWS HIS FAMILY EXCEPT THEY ALL KIND OF LOOK LIKE BLOND BOBS AND SOMEONE (HARRY) TELLS HIM THAT HE’S NOT COLORING INSIDE HIS LINES CORRECTLY AND DRACO GLARES AT HIM AND SAYS THAT ACTUALLY /SCARFACE/ HE DOES NOT TAKE /ORDERS/ FROM /LINES/ AND HARRY SAYS ‘BUT THAT’S THE RULE’ AND DRACO SNEERS /JUST WAIT TIL MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS THEN WE’LL SEE HOW IMPORTANT YOUR BLOODY LINES ARE/

#picturing little draco imperiously shouting WHAT IS A CRAYOLA and harry quickly is like crayola’s terrible here use roseart instead and dean thomas hides a grin and draco throws his box of crayons at harry’s head and says DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO but he picks up a roseart crayon because it’s time to get started on his pièce de résistance which he calls ‘die potter die’ and features no less than seventeen ways in which he’d like harry to meet his end one of which involves hary tripping over his own feet into a vat of acid except roseart is shit everyone knows that WHAT IS THIS draco howls indignantly PROFESSOR POTTER IS TRYING TO SABOTAGE MY MASTERPIECE TELL HIM TO GIVE ME THE CRAYOLA and harry’s like fine malfoy look we can share and draco’s like I DON’T THINK SO POTTER YOU’VE ALREADY TRIED TO SABOTAGE ME ONCE I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR DEVILISH WILES

#THE POTTER CHILD IS EVERYTHING YOU SAID HE WOULD BE AND WORSE FATHER WAX CRAYONS I TELL YOU HE WOULD HAVE ME USE WAX CRAYONS IT’S UNTHINKABLE FATHER IT’S POSITIVELY UNACCEPTABLE DON’T YOU THINK #draco writes violently on a sheet of purple construction paper #lucius weeps when he reads it then sits in his study looking consumptive and tragic until narcissa brings him a stiff drink

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02 Sep 2014 87,736 notes
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  #writing  

random-nexus:

minim-calibre:

mark-helsing:

WHENEVER YOU SEE THIS POST ON YOUR DASH, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WRITE ONE SENTENCE FOR YOUR CURRENT PROJECT.

Just one sentence. Stop blogging for one minute and write a single sentence. It could be dialogue, it could be a nice description of scenery, it could be a metaphor, I don’t care. The point is, do it. Then, when you finish, you can get back to blogging.

If this gets viral, you might just have your novel finished by next Tuesday.

Goddamn it, it’s back.

If it stays back, I might manage to finish a third story this year. Jesus.

This was very useful!  Random prompt to write a bit is awesome!  I actually set a timer and wrote for fifteen minutes, instead of just doing one sentence.  Three paragraphs! \o/

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02 Sep 2014 1 note
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  #my craftwork    #beret    #gpoy    #crochet  

Red and white beret, pretty chunky wool but nice!

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02 Sep 2014 242 notes
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  #merlin    #fanvid  

rageprufrock:

trelkez:

New vid! Premiered in VividCon Challenge 2013.

Ghosts That We Knew
vidder: trelkez
source: Merlin (BBC)
music: Mumford & Sons
download: 80MB XviD

"Just promise me we’ll be all right." Arthur/Merlin. 

I’m so glad I watched this because before I watched this I wasn’t a sobbing wreck and now I am. Thanks trelkez. Thanks a lot.

Oh wow, its not like I didn’t want to start sobbing in the middle of the day. well done.

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02 Sep 2014 61,361 notes
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  #cosplay    #almost meta  
zacktherippertomkin:

zacktherippercosplay:

Myself(zacktherippercosplay) as Jack Frost Cosplaying as Elsa And my friend Julie as Elsa Cosplaying Jack Frost! Metrocon was super CHILL! ;p

We had tons if fun at this con! :D

zacktherippertomkin:

zacktherippercosplay:

Myself(zacktherippercosplay) as Jack Frost Cosplaying as Elsa
And my friend Julie as Elsa Cosplaying Jack Frost!
Metrocon was super CHILL! ;p

We had tons if fun at this con! :D

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02 Sep 2014 7 notes
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  #craft    #cool idea  
craftyvet:

maranon:

The yarn wanted in, obviously.

Oooh, cool idea!  :)

craftyvet:

maranon:

The yarn wanted in, obviously.

Oooh, cool idea!  :)

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02 Sep 2014 88,690 notes
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  #amelie    #good film  

hindikitty:

Amelie has no boyfriend. She’s tried once or twice, but the results were a let down. Instead, she cultivates a taste for small pleasures: dipping her hand into sacks of grain, cracking creme brulee with a teaspoon, and skipping stones at St. Martin’s canal.

—Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Le Fabuleux destin d’Amélie Poulain

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02 Sep 2014 23,818 notes
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  #lol    #agents of shield    #himym  

Is there anything specific you’re afraid I’ll talk about?

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peent:

like I’m most critical of the church system (the fact I can refer to it as a system is a real tell tale sign) and I’m critical of the vast majority of people who are entering a church

i’m less critical about the actual messages of the bible that are relevant today (see: Gospels, 10 Commandments)…

I go to church to give my mum some company, she likes to go to the late night mass and I don’t like the thought of her driving alone. But when people ask these days I tend to say I believe in God, but that I don’t really believe in ‘Organised Religion’.

God is fine, it’s people and groups that I don’t trust.

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02 Sep 2014 0 notes
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Since my aunt saw the beret I was making for repmat she asked me to make one for her to take to my cousin in Germany.  She did pay for the yarn though.

So here is the top of it. The red is a bit brighter then it really is, its more of a burgundy colour. 

One more row on the top and the I’ll start decreasing so it turns under and gets a brim. I’ve got it sitting underneath a book over night in the hope that it will flatten it a bit.

Oh! Mum and I are going to be joining a knitting group tomorrow!  So that will be fun.

Since my aunt saw the beret I was making for repmat she asked me to make one for her to take to my cousin in Germany. She did pay for the yarn though.

So here is the top of it. The red is a bit brighter then it really is, its more of a burgundy colour.

One more row on the top and the I’ll start decreasing so it turns under and gets a brim. I’ve got it sitting underneath a book over night in the hope that it will flatten it a bit.

Oh! Mum and I are going to be joining a knitting group tomorrow! So that will be fun.

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02 Sep 2014 471,260 notes

blackjackmothafucka:

This is the devil’s favorite post

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01 Sep 2014 5 notes
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  #crochet    #sounds about right  
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01 Sep 2014 49 notes
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  #yarn  
Yarn is something you’ve got to touch before you can use it. There is a bit more involved then meeting people.

Yarn is something you’ve got to touch before you can use it. There is a bit more involved then meeting people.

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01 Sep 2014 13,956 notes
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  #ace morange is ace  

sun-to-sirius:

junes-discotheque:

dazzledfirestar:

bidyke:

barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.

As a bi person I absolutely support this technique.

As a biromantic asexual person, I would like forty dollars.

As a pansexual I accept no less than fifty.

As someone who identifies as asexual I would accept your conversation of money

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01 Sep 2014 12,724 notes
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  #supernatural  
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