Moving into my new house tomorrow, slightly nervous actually. But an early night for me then with all the boxes and things that are going to have to be shifted.
A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
Val’s face! *strokes it inappropriately*
Are you still out in Thames with a great dane? (if you are I want to inappropriately invite myself over for a weekend and if not then can I do that anyway)
Oh! Not in thames anymore! Now living in south auckland. Or at least on Friday. Next week or soon you should come over and socialize! I can’t get very far with the dog.
comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.
this is how you make “gay jokes” folks
having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime
After having lived with a dog for a year, I keep forgetting that cats don’t follow instructions without a lot of deliberation.